darvityeahartemisfowl:

Artemis Fowl: The Last Guardian

The idea that a body of water could have a secret identity had always amused Artemis, and it was one of the few subjects on which he allowed his imagination free rein.

I honestly don’t know why I made this.

the real duck dynasty

 
 
Firstly, best tumblr username ever. Secondly, if you were still interested in fanfic recs, "Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius", by fiercejinx, is absolutely hilarious. The summary is: "Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
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Is this on Fanfiction.net, I’m guessing?

It sounds very interesting! :)

 
orionfoul:

fartemisfowl:

Eoin Colfer beats up a child.

that is a vile man

orionfoul:

fartemisfowl:

Eoin Colfer beats up a child.

that is a vile man

 
wintersmeltintosprings:

Holly Short sketch by me
Artemis Fowl (c) Eoin Colfer
 

wintersmeltintosprings:

Holly Short sketch by me

Artemis Fowl (c) Eoin Colfer

 

 
Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t there some law that says we get twenty-four?
- Captain Holly Short, The Opal Deception, Eoin Colfer (via bookphile)
 

orionfowr:

do u think arty would pee on me if i got stung by a jellyfish

what’s happened to the tag

 

happy halloween, fowlers :)

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I love and miss you guys so much omg but I don’t know what to post sometimes & I get post anxiety & yeah :s