Have you read The Lonesome Heart? Its a crossover of Corpse Bride and Artemis Fowl and its my all time favourite. ever.
 

Well dear followers, today I’m leaving for a study abroad in Germany & Austria until June 3, 2013.

I love you all & wish the best as everyone finishes up school & starts their summer.

Auf wiedersehen! :)

 
If you could only read one Artemis Fowl fic for the rest of your life, which would it be and why?
Anonymous

oh goodness, I actually don’t really read fics, at all :s

I wish I could answer this!

maybe others want to reply with their favorites? :)

 
Don't laugh, but when I read the first AF book in 5th grade, I was convinced I was going to marry Artemis. I spent like, two weeks going around telling all my friends I had a super cool boyfriend and then one of them found out Artemis wasn't real and they told everyone and I cried. Actually, you can laugh, it's pretty funny. XD
Anonymous

aww that’s adorable in its own way! don’t worry, I believed in my head for a few years that we were married. hey sometimes you just need something to lift you up, no matter what it is

& if people laugh, they laugh; but your happiness is what matters :)

(even if it is a bit humorous now)

 
 
Thanks for existing, tbh. I haven't seen much Artemis Fowl on tumblr, and honestly I was afraid to look because you know how tumblr can get, but you've got a great, classy blog, and I thank you for it. <3
Anonymous

aw no, thank-you! :3

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dracosrollerskate:

artemis fowl the second

captain holly short

foaly the centaur

 

Artemis Fowl is literally the best character ever i will fucking fight you over this 

he finds out fairies exist and his first reaction is to kidnap one

 

*throws glitter in the air*

more posts are coming soon

*sashays away*

 

mervall:

i did a thing